{"id":7,"date":"2014-03-02T19:25:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-02T19:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tulipsbloom.com\/?p=7"},"modified":"2014-03-14T19:22:31","modified_gmt":"2014-03-14T19:22:31","slug":"candelabra-cadabra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tulipsbloom.com\/?p=7","title":{"rendered":"Candelabra-cadabra"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tulipsbloom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/night-woods.jpg\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tulipsbloom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/night-woods.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"223\" border=\"0\" \/><\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;\">Amidst the extravagant silence of a Sierra Nevada twilight many June moons\u00a0ago, I\u00a0took a long walk with a candelabra. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<table style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tulipsbloom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/A_Hunchback_Carrying_A_Lit_Candelabra_Royalty_Free_Clipart_Picture_090826-132220-921042.jpg\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tulipsbloom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/A_Hunchback_Carrying_A_Lit_Candelabra_Royalty_Free_Clipart_Picture_090826-132220-921042.jpg\" width=\"158\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-small;\">Creatures of the night, beware! Me and my unlit candles don&#8217;t want no lip. (Or fang&#8230;)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;\">I was 14 years old, about 30 miles from where I wanted to be the next morning and apparently, to the me of then, it made some semblance of sense to just set off into the (mountain) lion, coyote and bear dense &amp; darkened woods with nothing more than a three-armed crystal candle holder to light the way. Oh my. Perhaps I thought, &#8220;Hmmm, a\u00a0flashlight maybe? Erphh, so trite. 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